Saturday, June 19, 2010

..IF AND WHEN TRADESMEN & A HERD OF ELEPHANTS ARRIVE


We are inordinately grateful to have been given the opportunity to stay in a cousin's house, in a pleasant location and within reach of some major cities. He has been working abroad for some years and has been keen for selected people to make use of the house.

Apart from doing some general maintenance, there have been some major problems we have sorted out, old leaking pipes, with mountains of sodden papers and stored household items floating in the sour water; then there was poor work done by tradesmen who created additional watery problems, and a major breakdown in the central heating system. We were up and down the road for the best part of six weeks dealing with it, each journey being a 600 miles round trip. During that time, we camped in the house and boiled kettles for hot water for washing ourselves. We dressed up like Eskimos. The best bit was visiting the local pub, wherein there was good pub grub and warmth.

After a short but settled period, we have visited the house again, albeit briefly. On each of our more recent visits, with what we saw and found, we began to wonder what we might be faced with next. 

There seems to have been a JCB or a herd of elephants through the house most recently. There was nothing for it but to set to, and create some floorspace, clean the floors, where we could, wash the couple of work surfaces that were left intact in the kitchen, then see how things looked. We did find the kettle, the toaster, some plates bowls and cups. Eventually, some cutlery cane to light.

It transpires, this latest scene is in preparation for an external roof repair on a flat roof, the preparation and installation of a new kitchen floor and a re-designed kitchen. There will be a new utility room, which to date, has been a damp, unused downstairs bathroom. It had an aubergine coloured suite and years of unwanted domestic horrors stored in it.

2 comments:

adamantixx said...

it all sounds rather wonderfully dilapidated and forlorn, much like myself, and i'd consider it rather a pity if everything was fixed and suddenly modernised beyond recognition...the enigmatic poetry of the place would be lost forever!

ZACL said...

We've watched the dilapidation and tried to deal with the important bits that don't ruin the place. Houses that are not lived in, show it and fall into a certain decay that really is not at all enigmatic or poetic.

It is an older property which does need to be cared for to retain its character.

The new heating system is causing us concern, not for the first time. I do hope it gets resolved, safely.