TRAVELS AND ARGUMENTS WITH A GPS

I'm not doing that.
No, we're not going that way.
It led me the quickest but most difficult road.
Exit;
Keep Right;
keep right;
keep left;
exit at 300 yards;
keep left;
follow road left;
Silence...no instructions when expected
Signal's gone....now what?
We know where we want to go, follow the road signs and keep going round to the left.
Ah, the signal has reappeared.

Exit;
No it wants to take me somewhere else...it does not, it is just telling you there is an exit, it would give additional instructions if you had to make a manoeuvre.
Oh, we're on the bridge, bet it gives wrong instruction for turn off.....let's see.

Drive ahead........exit.
It hasn't told you to exit, we know we don't want this one.

Exit at 350 yards, take exit.
We did