THE 'PISSED OFF TWATS' NEWS FROM WESTMINSTER
Our chum from Westminster, the one who rides a bike to work. You know who I mean, our chummy David Cameron of the big 'C' party. (I'd better not use the actual title in case it causes mayhem). If you're still not really sure who I am talking about, chummy has even been known to cycle up a one-way street the wrong way, when he thought no-one was looking,(laddish that was) and he helped himself to some maintenance expenses for his main residence, when he thought he wouldn't be caught out. You remember, he claimed for the sort of house maintenance, cutting plant life off walls, we mere mortals would expect to pay for, out of our much, much lower annual incomes. Paying it all back, meant it was alright then. The original intention didn't matter. It's a strange definition of the law, that one.
Anyway, chummy, decided to be even chummier than usual on the radio and was told off by his press buddy for the use of the chummiest of language. As I figure, our chum reckoned that too much twittering made for the development of 'twats' (there, now I've said it.....oh dearie me), and it is possible to get, or to be 'pissed' off.
You can't pay for the enduring benefits of endearing publicity like that can you.
2 comments:
I agree, but I've been a devotee of Dave C for some time; not for his chumminess though. But you can't please everyone all the time, and I am glad he doesn't try like that other chum Blair who ended up pleasing almost nobody. (not to mention Gordon, who is never more grotesque than when trying to be chummy.)
The problem is, that if Chummy does the great chumminess act in the footsteps of Blair, there is every danger he will make it a double comedy whammy. One chum was enough. Getting the balance right is the trick here, it is yet to be tweaked. If chumminess is the order of the day, where do we find real substance?
Gordon must never do chumminess, it is not in his repertoire, it would be painful.
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