Monday, July 28, 2014

AWESOME USE OF LANGUAGE

 Mulling over the future prospects of the children the conversation went as follows:

Mum:  Pippa, my eldest...she's 15.... she's very average; she's doing alright, but she's average.  She gave up the idea of becoming a pharmacist when she found she did not like chemistry and  when someone said pharmacy could be a matter of life and death.  Pippa said she couldn't be responsible for that!  She's ever so good with children though.  Maybe she'll think about nursing, though I think in nursing there are a lot more life and death decisions.

My youngest, she's different to her sister, she is okay and is really good with numbers.  I think she should become an Accurist.
 

Instructions for keeping well, which should be read and understood before using snipe nosed pliers.



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2 comments:

flightplot said...

The use of language today as you've shown here can make us laugh or shake our heads in utter confusion.
Flighty xx

ZACL said...

Yes indeed, Mr F,

I was left bemused and amused. It made for some interesting conversation at home.